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A man frantically calls 911 and says, "help...my wife has gone into
labor and her contractions are 10 minutes apart".

911: "is this her first child?".

Man: "Of course not, you idiot...this is her husband".

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though they were a very large mammal their throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was impossible. The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah' The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?' The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him.'