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10 Reasons why you should have make a computer your valentine!


1. A Computer can wait for you forever.
2. A Computer does not compare you with its past users
3. A Computer does not mind if you have a Computer at home and in the office.
4. A Computer wont say lets just be friends.
5. You can mute the computer whenever you want.
6. Its easy to turn on a computer.
7. You never have to say sorry no matter what you do to it.
8. You dont have to give it expensive Valentine gifts, New Year gifts, Birthday gifts, Anniversary gifts.
9. You can upgrade your computer if you are not satisfied with its performance or specifications.
10. There is always Ctrl + Alt + Del.

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A kid was playing with his newly bought play train. After every turn was completed the kid stopped the train and shouted,

'Station aa gaya hai! Jis ULLU KE PATHEY ko utarna hai utar jaey!'

Then he let the train go on the round and stopped it again at the same place. He shouted,

'Station aa gaya hai! Jis ULLU KE PATHEY ko utarna hai utar jaey!'

And so it went for sometime. Everytime the train stopped the kid would scream the same sentence. His Dad, sitting near him, got a little worried about the kid using bad language. He took the train away from him and scolded the child, 'Don't talk like that!'

The kid sat silently for sometime and Dad couldn't bear to see the sad innocent face. He returned the train back to him saying, 'Now son, don't talk like that again.'

The kid started playing. The train took the same turn and stopped and the kid shouted,

'Station aa gaya hai! Jis ULLU KE PATHE ko utarna hai utar jaey! Pehley se hee ek ULLU KE PATHEY ke waja se train aadha ghanta late ho gaee hai!'

ஒட்டகம் பேசுகிறது.

இதனால் அறிவது யாதெனில்....

Some Moral Story...

A water bearer in India had two large pots, each hung on the end of a pole which he carried across his neck. One of the pots was perfectly made and never leaked. The other pot had a crack in it and by the time the water bearer reached his master's house it had leaked much of it's water and was only half full. 

For a full two years this went on daily, with the bearer delivering only one and a half pots full of water to his master's house. Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments. But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it was able to accomplish only half of what it had been made to do. 

After two years of what it perceived to be a bitter failure, it spoke to the water bearer one day by the stream. "I am ashamed of myself, and I want to apologize to you." "Why?" asked the bearer. "What are you ashamed of?" "I have been able, for these past two years, to deliver only half my load because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your master's house. Because of my flaws, you have to do all of this work, and you don't get full value from your efforts," the pot said.

The water bearer felt sorry for the old cracked pot, and in his compassion he said, "As we return to the master's house, I want you to notice the beautiful flowers along the path."

Indeed, as they went up the hill, the old cracked pot took notice of the sun warming the beautiful wild flowers on the side of the path, and this cheered it some. But at the end of the trail, it still felt bad because it had leaked out half its load, and so again the pot apologized to the bearer for its failure.

The bearer said to the pot, "Did you notice that there were flowers only on your side of your path, but not on the other pot's side? That's because I have always known about your flaw, and I took advantage of it. I planted flower seeds on your side of the path, and every day while we walk back from the stream, you've watered them. For two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decorate my master's table. Without you being just the way you are, he would not have this beauty to grace his house." 

Each of us has our own unique flaws. We're all cracked pots. But if we will allow it, God will use our flaws to grace his table. In God's great economy, nothing goes to waste. Don't be afraid of your flaws. Acknowledge them, and you too can be the cause of beauty. Know that in our weakness we find our strength.

செல் பேசியில் உள்ள பயனுள்ள தகவல்கள்.

FOUR THINGS YOU PROBABLY NEVER KNEW YOUR MOBILE PHONE COULD DO

There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it:

FIRST Emergency

The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out.

SECOND have you locked your keys in the car?

Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their mobile phone from your cell phone.

Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. This saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other 'remote' for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).

THIRD Hidden Battery Power

Imagine your mobile battery is very low. To activate, press the keys *3370# Your mobile will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your mobile next time.

FOURTH How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?

To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 #

A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. When your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless. You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.

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A man frantically calls 911 and says, "help...my wife has gone into
labor and her contractions are 10 minutes apart".

911: "is this her first child?".

Man: "Of course not, you idiot...this is her husband".

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though they were a very large mammal their throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was impossible. The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah' The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?' The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him.'

ரிலாக்ஸ் ப்ளீஸ்.....

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.
The lad asked, "What is this, father?"

The father (having never seen an elevator) responded, "I have no idea what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.

The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."

A young boy about eight years old came through the checkout with a big box of laundry detergent. The grocer was curious. Why was the young fella buying such a big box of soap?
'It's not for laundry,' said the boy. 'I'm going to wash my dog.'
'You shouldn't wash your dog in this stuff,' said the grocer. 'It's very powerful. He'll get sick. It might even kill him.'
But the boy was not to be stopped. He paid and walked out with the detergent.
A week later the boy came back.
How's the dog, asked the grocer.
'Oh, he died,' said the boy.
The grocer was sorry, but he added, 'I did warn you not to use the detergent on your dog.'
'I don't think it was the detergent that killed him,' said the lad.
'What was it then?'
'I think it was the spin cycle.'

An old man lived alone in Palestine. He wanted to dig
his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only
son, who would have helped him, was in an Israeli
prison.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned
his predicament. Shortly, he received this reply, "For
HEAVEN'S SAKE, Dad, don't dig up that garden, that's
where I buried the GUNS!"
At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen of Israeli
soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden,
without finding any guns.
Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son
telling him what happened, and asking him what to do
next.
His son's reply was: "Now plant your potatoes, Dad.
This is the best I can do for you at this time."