கடி ஜோக்ஸ் - 2

Nee evalo periya swimmera irundhaalum,
Tumbler thannila neechal adikka mudiyuma?

Ghee roastla ghee irukkum,
Paper roastla paper irukkuma!

Thanneera Thanninnu sollalaam;
Panneera panninnu solla mudiyuma?

Cream biscuitla cream irukkum,
Ana naai biscuitla naai irukkumaa?

Kaakka ennadhaan karuppa irundhaalum adhu podara muttai vellai! Muttai
ennadhaan vellaiya irundhaalum adhukulla irukkara kaakka karuppudhaan!

Trainkku ticket vaangi platformla ukkaaralaam; Aana platformku ticket
vangi trainla ukkara mudiyathu!

Sodava fridgela vacha ice cold soda aagum, Athukkaaga atha washing
machinela vacha washing soda aagumaa?

Ticket vangitu ulla poradu cinema theatre; Ulla poittu ticket vanguradu
operation theatre!

Sirpi kalla uliyaala adicha adhu kalai;
Naama sirpiya uliyaala adicha adhu kolai!

Nama evalavu vegama nadanthaalum
Oru kaal munnadi pona oru kaal pinnadithaan pogum!

Vaayaala naainu sollalaam;
Aana, naayaala vaainu sollamudiyuma?

Quarter adichittu kuppura padukkalaam;
Aana kupura paduthuttu quarter adikka mudiyathu!

Neenga bikela evlo thaan fasta ponaalum
ungalayae neenga overtake panna mudiyaathu

Poison 10 naal aanalum payasam aaga mudiyaadhu; Aana, payasam 10 naal
aana poison aaidum!

Puyalala karaya kadaka mudiyum;
Aana karayala puyala kadaka mudiyuma?

Nee enna thaan costly mobile vachirundhalum, Athula evalavu thaan
recharge pannalum, Unnalla unakkae call panna mudiyathu!


Enna thaan meenuku neendha therinjalum
adhala meen kolambula neendha mudiyadhu!

Innaiku thoongina nalaiku enthirikalam;
Aana naalaiku thoongina inaiku enthirika mudiyuma?

Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam; aanaalum adhaala kaal mela kaal pottu
ukkaara mudiyaadhu!


Yennadhaan nagapaambu attagaasama padam yeduthaalum Adha theatrela
release panni kaasu panna mudiyuma?

Arisi kottina, vaera arisi vaangalaam;
Paal kottina, vaera paal vaangalaam;
Aana, thael kottina, vaera thael vaangamudiyumaa?

Files naa ukanthu paakanum;
Piles naa paathu ukkaranum

Nee evalo periya padipaaliya irundhalum
Exam hall la poi padikka mudiyadhu!

Kovil maniya namma adichaa saththam varum; Aanaa kovil mani nambala
adichaa raththam dhaan varum!

Meluga vachchu melugu vathi seyyalam;
Aanaa kosuva vachchu kosu vathi seyya mudiyathu!


Idli podiya thottu idly saappidalaam;
Aanaa, mookku podiya thottu mookka saappida mudiyuma?

Pallu valina palla pudungalam;
Aanaa kannu valina kanna pudunga mudiyuma!


Pant pottu mutti poda mudiyum;
Aanaa mutti pottu pant poda mudiyuma?

Hotella kaasu illainaa mavvaatta solluvaanga; Aanaa, busla kaasu illana
bus ota solluvangala?

Sun TVla sorgam paarkkalaam;
Aanaa, sorgathula Sun TV paarka mudiyumaa?

Chairman chair mela ukkaralaam;
Aanaa watchman watch mela ukkaara mudiyumaa?

Paaku marathula paaku irukum,
Thaeku marathula thaeku irukum,
Aanaa panamarathula panam irukaadhu!

Ennadhan aeroplane maela parandhaalum,
Petrol poda keelathaan varanum!


Evvalo kaasu kuduthu planela ponaalum,
Jannala thiranthu vedikkaa paarkka mudiyaathu!

Brush vachu pallu clean pannalam;
Aanaa pallu vachu brush clean panna mudiyathu!

Key boardla key irrukkum;
Aanaa motherboardla mother irruka mudiyaathu!

Tool boxla toolsa parka mudiyum;
Aanaa match boxla matcha paarka mudiyaathu!

South India-la Narthangai kidaikkum;
Aanaa North India-la Southangai kidaikkumaa?

Cyclela poana cycling,
Trainla poana training-a?

Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam
Appo maan pudikiravana maanavannu solla mudiyumma?

Bus stop kitta wait panninaa bus varum - anaa
Full stop kitta wait panninaa full varumaa ?
Nallaa yosinga. Quarter kooda varaadhu!!!


Ennathaan ponnunga byke ottinaalum
Hero Honda, Heroine Honda aagumaa ?
Adhu pola enna thaan pasanga vendai kaai
Saapittaalum Ladies finger gents finger aaghumaa ?

Bill Gates oda paiyanaa irundhaalum
Kazhithal Kanakku podum podhu
Kadan vaangi thaan aaghanum.

Golusu pottaa satham varum anaa
Satham pottaa golusu varumaa ?

Seruppu illaama naama nadakkalaam
Anaa naama illaama seruppu nadakka mudiyumaa ?

Ilaneerilum thanni irukku
Bhoomiyilum thanni irukku
Adhanaala ilaneerila bore poda mudiyumaa ?
Alladhu bhoomila straw pottu urinja mudiyumaa ?

Ungal udambil kodikkanakkaana cell irundhaalum
Adhil oru cellil kooda sim card pottu pesa mudiyumaa ?

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