கொஞ்சம் சிந்திப்போமா?. [சிரிப்போமா?]

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
before the fight begins!

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

Why do Bride & Groom exchange maala during wedding ?
To tell each other affectionately. ..
Sweetheart U R Dead!

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it.