ரிலாக்ஸ் ப்ளீஸ்...

Indian & Paki regiments are engaged in a fierce gun battle. The indian side is spearheaded by a Sardar regiment.

Even after numerous rounds of fire, no material advantage is gained by either side either in terms of advancement or inflicting casualties.

So the Sardar's hatch a plan.

Hiding in the bunkers one of the Sardars shouts out

Sardar : "Chengez Khan"

Paki side : Gets up saying "Hazir hoon" (present sir types)

Boom..he's gone

Sardar : "Ayub Khan"

Paki side : "Hazir hoon"

Boom...he's done

Sardar : "Pervez Musharaf"

Paki side : "Hazir hoon"

Boom...he's gone

Pakis soon learn about this plan & decide to try it themselves

Paki side : "Balwinder Singh"

Sardars : No Response

Pakis wait

Sardars : "Abey Balwinder Singh ko kisne bulaya ?" (who called balwinder ?)

Paki side : "Mein" (me)

Boom !!!!!!

Is Computer Male or Female?..

A French teacher was explaining to her college class that in French,
unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
House is feminine "la maison." Pencil is masculine "le crayon." A
student
asked, "What gender is 'computer'?" Instead of giving the answer, the
teacher
split the class into two groups - male and female and asked them to decide
for
themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each

group was asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the
feminine gender (la computer) because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is

incomprehensible to everyone else
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for
possible
later review; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending

half your paycheck on accessories for it.

The women's group, however,concluded that computers should be
masculine
(le computer) because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time
they
ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a
little longer, you could have gotten a better model.


The women won !!!