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Teacher : What is the chemical formula for water?
Student : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
Teacher : What are you talking about?
Student : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
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Teacher: Raman, go to the map and find North America.
Raman : Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
Class : Raman!
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Teacher: Raman, how do you spell "crocodile"?
Raman: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong
Raman: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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Teacher : Raman, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Raman : I is...
Teacher : No, Raman, Always say, "I am."
Raman : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
Raman : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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Teacher : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?"
Raman : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
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Raman : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Raman : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and
one is blue with red spots !
Raman: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at
home.
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Teacher : Now, Raman, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
Raman : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Raman, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did you copy his ?
Raman : No, teacher, it's the same dog !
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Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no
longer interested?
Raman : A teacher

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