& a fool at the other.
2. Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals
are more popular than a five-day test.
3. Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her master
4. Divorce: Future tense of marriage
5. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the
minds of either".
6. Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number
present.
7. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.
8. Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is
defeated by feminine waterpower.
9. Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage.
10. Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens &
everybody disagrees later on.
11. Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling
you have never felt before.
12. Classic: A book, which people praise, but do not read.
13. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
14. Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home
life.
15. Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
16. Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.
17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.
18. Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
20. Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken
of when dead.
21. Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to #### in such a way that
you actually look forward to the trip.
22. Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally
falls into a river.
23. Optimist: A person who while falling from
midway "See I am not injured yet."
24. Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter in word
25. Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
26. Father: A banker provided by nature.
27. Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got
caught.
28. Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.
29. Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your
Confidence after.
30. Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with
his bills.
31. Computer Engineer: One who gets paid for reading such mails......
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